The Middleman: Now, let’s try to get there before that little girl sucks the band through a hole. Wendy: Funny, I've always been fascinated by their ability to bring up my lunch. The Middleman: But I've always been fascinated by the ability of preassembled sets of submasculine archetypes to tug at the heartstrings of a 12-to-17-year-old fanbase. And no, my period of erotic sibling representation is over. The Boyband Superfan Interrogation Noser: You got your nude self-portrait into a gallery show? Pip: That was my sister. Do you want to shoot me in the head? Wendy: Well, no. The Middleman: Do you not realize how serious a zombie outbreak is? A Middleman once died in a zombie outbreak only to come back as a zombie, his own Middleman in Training had to shoot him in the head. Wendy: Entrail-ripping brain-chewing zombies? The Middleman: The very same. The Middleman: My gut says we may be dealing with the seminal stages of a zombie outbreak. Ida: Sensei Ping loves pain and suffering like tornadoes love trailer parks. Ida: Then I'm wearing the right expression. The Flying Fish Zombification Wendy: And I get the feeling you don't share my enthusiasm. Kind of like shooting a cow with a Howitzer. Wendy: So did I ace it, or did I ace it? The Middleman: There's acing it, and there's what you did. The Middleman: I know you and I have been through Hell and back together… Wendy: I thought Hell and the Underworld were two different things? As in, this machine scans for things that are… Wendy: Beyond the Realm of Science? Wow. Wendy: And BTRS stands for…? The Middleman: Beyond the Realm of Science. The Middleman: What is this device? Wendy: Uhh, it's the thingy you point at things with. Wendy: What does that make me, the "Middlegirl"? The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum Wendy: Shouldn't it be "Middleperson" or "Middlewoman"? The Middleman: We did have a Middleboy once. You must be mistaking the Clan of the Pointed Stick for one of the rational societies of paranoid celibate martial artists. Wendy: Uh, why is my car being surrounded by a bunch of lucha libre wrestlers? Sensei Ping: That is a very long story for another day, my impudent young weasel. Wendy: Really? Sensei Ping: No! (slaps her) You know, most of us masters of the martial arts are actually very laid back. Sensei Ping: (laughs) Did The Middleman tell you to recite the most hallowed verse of greetings to Sensei Ping? Wendy: Uh, yes. Like an unborn lotus festering in the mud waiting to blossom, I come to you with humble greetings to beseech your guidance, most awesome. The Sino-Mexican Revelation Wendy: Uh, Sensei Ping. Wendy: I'm holding a molecular stun cannon. The Middleman: Caffeine is a drug, Dubbie. Delay any emotional reaction until we've safely delivered the Earth from peril. The Middleman: (about Wendy's worries for Lacey) I can see this development is upsetting, but I must remind you to. They want their family counseling merit badge back. The Middleman: Are you ashamed of me? The Accidental Occidental Conception Wendy: Uh, the Boy Scouts called. The Middleman: You already forgot what you saw? Wendy: And you're the superhero? The Middleman: I never wear tights. The Middleman: Well it really does work like that. The Middleman: You know how in comic books there's all kinds of mad scientists and aliens and androids and monsters, and all of them either want to destroy or take over the world? Wendy: In comic books, sure. Laboratories, re-scrambling your DNA, how may I direct your call? The Middleman: It's bad apples like you that put Mr.
MIDDLEMAN TV SHOW CODE
Wendy: Oh, I don't do dress code after sundown. The Middleman: Special Agent Watson, slacking off the dress code, I see. The ones who don't are freaks and no one believes them anyway.
MIDDLEMAN TV SHOW SKIN
The Middleman: What makes more sense? That a monster trashed a science lab or that a gas main exploded? If I hadn't planted your Zippo some pink skin normal would have still come up with a rational explanation. Gibbs: To build an army of genetically engineered super-apes. Without money, I will never fulfill my dream. Every year the government is less and less interested in making smarter apes and every year they slash my budget. The Middleman: I don't get it, why the mob? Dr. What's easier to believe: a gorilla holding a gun or a big hairy guy doing a drive by? Season One The Pilot Episode Sanction Wendy: Hello, nutjob.
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